Mr. Rogers Break Dances
...but just a little:
Who wants some vitriol? Free samples here. How 'bout a little vitriol? Excuse me, can i have a side of vitriol? Its vitriol time. More vitriol, less filling. Come get some... vitriol. Gotta get me some vitriol. Mmm... vitriol. Your first Vitriol is free.
Super Tesla Bro's
Woke up this morning to a floating dead rat surprise in my toilet... my first thought was "gahhhhh!" my second though was "where's the camera". You can thank me later... (the other crud in there just is the weird hippie wheat flushable kitty litter we use...) I guess he was just going for a morning swim in our plumbing and forgot to take that last breath...
Zombie Kid Likes Turtles