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Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Beer, Spilled. A One Act Tragedy.

Place: Oakland, CA
Time: 9pm


Me: Sitting and minding my own business

Glass of beer: Doing the same.

**TING**

Me: "What the hell was that?"

Me: Looks around the room, reflexively trying to see what the cat's knocked over and broke

Cats: Stare back sleepily, innocently doing nothing

Me: "Hmm... guess it was nothing"

Me: Reaches for beer, lifts up glass and PHOOOOSH! Beer spills out from the perfectly clean 360 degree break at the bottom of the glass. A sudden rush of sticky doom runs all over the table, inches from my new laptop and camera...

Me: "W.T.F."

Ikea: "Yep, our glassware spontaneously explodes. But hey, it cost 2 cents a glass..."





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