Who wants some vitriol? Free samples here. How 'bout a little vitriol? Excuse me, can i have a side of vitriol? Its vitriol time. More vitriol, less filling. Come get some... vitriol. Gotta get me some vitriol. Mmm... vitriol. Your first Vitriol is free.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

My 1st 30th Birthday Present...

I got a nice package today... judging by the fact that it was from BevMo I had a pretty good guess who it was from. Knowing who it was from, I had a pretty good guess what it was. Jon knows me too well:

After I happily opened to box and saw one of my favorite single malts of all time, I pulled to bottle out of its packaging and started contemplating if drinking single malt at 11am on a Tuesday is ok. I mean, it is my birthday in a few days. Then Tina says "Hey wait... there is something else in the box at the bottom":

I take it back... Jon knows me WAY too well, mmm... Bud Light.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006


That sucker would make a lot of stew

(thanks gavin)

Friday, April 07, 2006

Why Athletes Pee on Their Hands

Why Athletes Pee on Their Hands
In a recent interview with ESPN's Gary Miller, Chicago Cubs outfielder Moises Alou revealed that during baseball season he urinates on his hands to toughen them up. Alou, one of the few major leaguers who doesn't wear gloves while batting, is backed up by Yankees catcher Jorge Posada, who says, "You don't want to shake my hand during spring training."

God I love baseball.